have you seen my.....

LOST: one set of morals
LAST SEEN: I know my Mum gave them to me when I was younger, but they seem to have been missing in action since I was about 18 (funny enough this coincides with a trip to Australia -- could the two be related.....perhaps)
DESCRIPTION: The morals are almost as good as new as they have hardly been used. One might almost say they are in mint condition. The morals are fairly traditional with a liberal tendency but have no value to anyone other than the owner.

IF FOUND PLEASE RETURN THEM TO:
Me
c/o Satan
Fire and Brimstone Lane
Hell
SOL 666

So if you run across any morals out there maybe you could send them my way. In the mean time perhaps I should start going to church -- and not to have sex on the lawn either.