What a grand ol' start to the first long weekend of the summer.
After a whirlwind weekend out of province and week that felt like I had worked one hundred days I was ready to let loose this long weekend. I was set up for a stellar Friday night. I did some laundry (as any good 20something does on a Friday night in May) and was nestled into bed well before 10:30 (I know I better slow down!).
I was having the sort of deep sleep that has eluded me for months now. It was the kind of sleep that feels so cleansing and refreshing when you manage to score a solid eight hours straight of it. Alas, it wasn't meant to be.
My sleep was rudely interrupted by some douchebag on a cell phone at 230 AM. It sounded as if this young gentleman was standing below my bedroom window and yelling at the top of his lungs so that I could hear his half of the conversation. Which may not have been so bad if it wasn't for the content. "No, I still have the condom. She wanted me to do it all over her face."
I hope he didn't have to pay her extra for that. What a gentleman.
Lovely.
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