Thursday, June 28, 2007

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful......hate me because I'm a beautiful bitch!

Why is it that a good 99% of my guy-friend's girlfriends all end up hating me? (I can only think of ONE that doesn't hate me.....)

Is it something I've said?

Or are they just pissy because I get along better with their boyfriends and I don't have to suck any cock to get there!

But girls here's a little reminder. You can be friends with the opposite sex without having sex with them, without secretly being in love with them and trying to sabotage their relationships (funny enough these are all things I've been accused of!). It is possible!

If I've been friends with a boy and nothing has happened I would say odds are pretty good that nothing ever will. They're like brothers and I don't have some weird Freudian complex or anything so the love I feel for them is just that....friendship.

Yet another of Chuckles's crazy bitches (not sure where he digs them out of -- although we did discern that he must emit some sort of beacon that attracts them) asked if he and I had ever dated. When he answered in the negative, she replied well you should start and promptly slammed the phone down in his ear.

I met this girl for all of five minutes at a toga/bucket party. We got introduced and that was the extent of her "meeting" me. Me thinks she needs to be a little less insecure and not make a guy that you've been dating for all of 5 minutes (in the grand scheme of life -- not literally) choose between you and his friends. That's just a dumb idea and a choice you'll never win!

Girls are stupid sometimes.

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