Look out baby, here we come!

Here it is the unofficial trip itinerary for NYC!

September 4th:
Arrive New York and get key to the city.
Check out Times Square.
Try and trade key to city for fake Rolex (likely not to succeed).

September 5th:
Sing national anthem (without cue cards -- badly buthering the words) and throw out first pitch at Yankees/Mariners game.
In the seventh inning run on field.
Get arrested for running on the field.

September 6th:
Donna's Birthday.
Get bailed out of jail and promptly visit Central Park.
Meet locals, and get mugged.
Go to Hello Deli and get sandwich with the spare change found in my pocket.

September 7th:
Try and be in audience at Peoples Court.
Buy fake Rolex.
Get arrested for buying fake Rolex.

September 8th:
Get bailed out of jail (again).
Visit Empire State Building.
Drop a penny.
Get arrested for vandalism.

September 9th:
Get bailed out of jail (yet again).
Stand outside the Jets/Patriots game cursing FedEx and wishing I was there.
See Letterman play, "Name that cut of meet".

September 10th:
Visit United Nations.
Pose as Canadian Delegate and decalre war on North Dakota.
Get arrested (again).

September 11th:
Get bailed out.
Go to Ground Zero.
Feel humbled.

September 12th:
Go to Broadway play: Mary Poppins.
Get thrown out for yelling "Where's Julie?" repeatedly.

September 13th:
Go to jail to say goodby to all of my friends.
Miss my flight.
Hitch hike home.